rainydaysandrainyme......

life have been kinda fun for me and ze. went out to the clark quay of shanghai. xin tian di or new heaven. its damn nice and full of western stuff with oriental feel. pubs there are abundant and clubs are like filling up the whole street. went to get our dinner at simply thai and its so fun. first was the interior. then the people there. then the food. simply fantastic.

public transport are still like the usual. battle fields for me and i gotta kick some ppl just to get out of the train. damn freaking lame la. but at least i did not use my ultmate skill. the umbrella poke. haha

now i'm damn short of cash. damn the financial department for not giving me cash before hand. gotta save. arggggggggggggggggg

work is fun fun fun. ppl are like doing damn weird stuff around me. like talking about fishies' tail. whacking the cups. talking to themselves and trying to molest the mosaic tiles. haha. talking about being normal humans.

i think cartoons are cool. especially the cheena version of snoopy---------

heeeeeeeeee lllllooooooooo.................

work has been fun and i'm freaking tired to update my blog now.

sorry ken ken
sorry elroy
sorry drea
sorry hockie
sorry fiq
sorry all those who are contributing to the gay taggings

mervinsoundingsleepy

tha past 2 days has been reaelly fun. considering the fact the apartment suddenly got so dirty that my feet became white with black spots. gavin brought some friends to our place and had a wonderful steamboat. filled with SINGAPORE fishies balls and meat balls and yellow noodles and more of those sg goodies. finally after so long i can eat yellow noodles. i'm getting sick just eating shanghai transparent kway teow. looks weird. taste weird. smell even weirder.

i'm now just blogging in extreme speed so as to not let anyone see i'm using hassell's internet for personal pleasure. although i need more then this for. yeah. so here i'm typing so fast. some of my collegues are asking.

eh. why u type like fingers wanna go fly.
and with that i said
er at least i don't fly.

i know its lame. i can't help it. my cheena frens are even lamer then me. god bless shanghai. HA. i hope they don't get gun down on the streets.

anyway i didn't get to go to some hot spot in shanghai because of rain. so weird. one moment its was hot like dog balls. then the rain come and its cold as fish cock. and thanks to that. my shoes are wet and i'm forced to wear slippers walking down the streets in such cold evil damned weather.

oh and i suspect there's a rat in our apartment. every night i hear something go PI PI PI PI MA MA ZI ZI ZI PI MO

weird.

ps. public transport are still battle fields for me. and i aqquired a new skills. its call the cleaner pinch.

mervinsaidHEYA - - - - -

Shanghai is still as good as ever although its the second week. public transports are battle fields for me and food are like water to me. cheap and good.

yuze and me decided to give the house some fruity smell so we left the bunch of bananas to rot. it really gives us fruity smell but it looks digusting. something like rotten saggy dicks with like yellow thingy substance oozing out.

the weather is totally weird. one night its damn cold an raining like puppies and pussies. the next day its hot like burning eggs and rotten bald heads. we gotta carry out umbrella everywhere we go just in case. its rains against when they sky is bright and hot.

sometimes i just wanna have fun over in Shanghai. since you don't get mad squeezing in buses and digusting ppl rubbing ur ass on subway rides. i decided to do what the cheena over there are damn good at. SHOUT at them. haha. i manage to scared a few old bats when they tried to poke me with their umbrella just to hop onto the subway rides. even better. i manage to got onto a already full bus just by shouting so as to make their asses move. whaaaaaaaaa.......................................

how i miss shanghai if i go back singapore. i wish i could stay here for another few months. but damn summer's approaching soon and well. the smell starts to linger around the air. maybe i could just escape back to singapore till summer's over and then back here again.

wee..... wee.....

i watched dragonball on shanghai tv. so retro.

HELLO!!!

mervin has official touched down in Shang - HAI and now working in the auzzie company of Hassell. ok loads of things happen like me Yuze and me almost got con by some damn cheena fucker. of course with the man around (ME) we manage to run away from him. Ha!

oh the the apartment was kinda small and dirty, but we manage to clear it up. bought loads of dvd which are so damn cheap from our house downstairs. and made friends with the boss of that shop.

anyway life is kinda messy around here. i gotta fight my way through cheena forest in the mrt just to get in and out of the train. the cold is not making everything bearable anyway. occasionaly u get some kids running around shouting

hey hey my balls

in chinese. the water here stinks also. so in the end we gotta buy like 2 bottles of mineral water to survive for the first week. but the bottles are huge i tell you. HUGE!

people in hassell are nice. friendly. cockster. and damn slack. they finish their work so damn fast and go around bullying those haven't. imagine you get a bunch of cheena english speaking guys behind you sayin

lets go eat and leave the slow singaporean here. ha ha ha

i think i wanna kill them someday. but they're nice.

so its just another day going on and on and on........

ps. no pictures yet. i'm lazy to wait for it to upload.

SORRY
FOR
THE
S_OOOOOO
LONG
UPDATE.

well i'm going off to china land shanghai with a couple of friendly asses

yuze xueni lois

and off we go.

we'll be back after 2 months so if anything crops up. feel free to give us a call. ^^

and mos was fun.too bad drea wasn't able to go. i would LOVEEEEE to see her high.

HA!!!